sixfromerie:

thatsoup:

Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.

Gay Luigi is the best CDI meme cause he all wants is spaghetti and to make everyone happy

seagullshroom:

Dear Mario, 
Please come to the castle. I’ve baked a cake for you.

Yours truly, Princess Toadstool,
Peach.

minotaurclub:

you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool

clairidryl:

powerburial:

bro do u really have to circle it when it’s the only thing in the picture

That’s it’s aura

astriiferous:

durbikins:

obamasmomjeans:

durbikins:

Remember being forced to learn how to write like this in third grade only to have cursive ruled out of the curricumlum and then having all proceeding teachers shame you for writing in cursive?

Curricumlum

Shut your fuck up.

534k:

Shout out to LOW maintenance friendships!!! the kind where we can live our lives and do our own thing, but link up and be just as close!!!!

benepla:

oh it’s Leo season that makes sense. LOVE you bitches but your season is chaotic evil and full of robust demonic energy. I just saw a kid throw an egg across CVS

pc-world-official:

*gets pinned to the ground by a 10 ton boulder during a cave in* he-hewwo??? *cavern starts slowly filling with water* HEWWO??? HEWWO?????!

sandhater:

if i’m not gay then macklemore died in that thrift store for nothing